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Eine Kleine Football Musik
Posted November 5, 2018 at 8:05 pm

Vote over at TWC and you can see a panel from tomorrow's page! Yay!

Have I referenced Eine Kleine Nachtmusik before? Probably. Is it funny? No. Do I care anymore? Not really.

If you're reading this, and if it's Tuesday, then I'm working my local polls for the election! I won't have my phone or internet access, so have fun without me while I sit there for 12 hours. I'm also not feeling great tonight, which freaks me out a little, but hopefully I'll wake up at 4 FREAKING AM and feel just great. We'll see. I've taken many drugs and I'm going to bed at like 9pm if not sooner, so everything's great.

I figured I'd bring Joy back around because she's fun. I don't know shit about organic chemistry, other than that I'm sure Vincent would probably need to take it, so there ya go. I was good at chemistry in high school, and almost 15 years later, I'm dumb as hell. Stay in school, kids. Never leave school. Just keep going to school. What's a few hundred thousands of dollars worth of debt when you can stave off forgetting everything you've ever learned once you reach adulthood? Awesome.

Okay! Bye everyone! Go democracy and whatnot! There will be a page Wednesday!